Wednesday, 19 December 2012

LAWS OF THE MODERN WOMAN .... EDITED!!!



*Have fun

*There is Nothing More valuable than HAPPINESS


* People inspire you or they drain you


*Admit when you are wrong before it’s too late


*The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it


*See as much of the world as you can, you will not regret it-one day, it will be too late.


*Love is knowing that if it ever comes down to YOU or HIM-you will choose him.

*If you can’t be with the one you love, maybe you are not good enough...get to work.


*Live your life deliberately


*Regret is more trouble than its worth


*If you don’t want to do it-figure a way to weasel out of it


*Well behaved women rarely make history-Eleanor Roosevelt...Lol, not sure I agree with this o!


*Five good friends will do more for your happiness, than all the riches in the World


*Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art


*Not everyone should do-even if you are lonely because some people will either fill the gaps or emphasise your loneliness


*There is no way to happiness-happiness is the way


*Participate in something you believe in


*Perception is always more important than reality

*Nothing makes a woman more effective than knowing she is running out of time

*If you are full of C*CK-you can’t be full of sadness

*Never let your happiness be dependent on something you can lose

*Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing

*Your mood should not dictate your manners

*Never put too much trust in friends-learn how to use enemies

*The only success worth fighting for is happiness

*There is no such thing as UNCONDITIONAL LOVE...there is always a CATCH

*Be able to laugh at yourself-you will live longer and happier

*Life will never be perfect, no matter how hard you try


*GO IN FOR THE KISS...my favourite!


*Being pretty is not a license to being a bitch


*If you don’t think-you should not talk


*Don’t marry rich-be rich


*Why wait till the third date-when you can have FUN on all three dates?


*If you want something you have never had-you must be willing to do something that you have never done


*Spoil him


*Please be a traveller-not a tourist...try new things, meet new people and look beyond what’s right in front of you-that is the only way to understand this world we live in


*No one gives a sh*t about your righteous beliefs-your behaviour is what makes you a good person


*Don’t pick a job with great vacation time-pick one that does not need escaping from


*Nothing is wrong if it feels good


*Tell him you love him-he needs it often


*Less stress-MORE SEX!


*DO not live your reputation to chance or gossip, it is your life’s art work, and you must craft it, hone it, and display it with the care of an artist.


*The less you need-the better you will feel


*Express your priorities through your actions


*If he CUMS in your mouth-it is rude not to swallow #Ilaughinjapanese


*No one is responsible for your 
happiness-except you


*Everyone you will ever meet, knows something you don’t know...do not write anyone off


*Good things come to those who work their BEHIND off and never give up


*Do it with passion or not at all


*Bite his lips and press your body against his...CHAI!!!!!


*Don’t be in a hurry to condemn another who does not think as you do or think as fast-there was a time you did not know 
what you know now


*Eat well-travel often


*No pants are the best pants-every brand is unique to an INDIVIDUAL’s taste


*Be nice to people


*You would not worry much about what others think of you-if you realise how seldom they think of you


*You are not over him, until you stop checking his FACEBOOK-don’t kid yourself


*Cultivate simple tastes over extravagant luxuries


*Say what you mean-stop blaming others for being unable to read your mind


*Calm down, today is the tomorrow that you were worried about yesterday and today’s tomorrow will equally be un catastrophic


*Break the rules more often and you will gain a huge advantage over those too afraid to risk it


*You can only control your own actions, be less worried about the actions of others and focus on what you can achieve through your own actions.


*Would the girl you were yesterday be proud of the woman you are today? If not-adjust for desired results


*If you don’t love him as he is-then you don’t love him at all


*Don’t under estimate the seductive power of a DECENT vocabulary


*Stop comparing yourself and you will start being happy again


*If you want to be his wife-what are you waiting for? PROPOSE! #Inorfitshout o


*Don’t be afraid to GIVE HIM INSTRUCTIONS IN THE BEDROOM


*Never blame anyone for the things you did while drunk-take responsibility, walk it off and apologise


*Never feel guilty for playing with yourself


*Female friendships that work are the ones in which women help each other belong to themselves


*A dress makes no sense unless it 
inspires men to want to take it off you


*You can never be over dressed or over educated


*Don’t judge others because they sin differently than you


*Being happy is more important than being right


*Introduce a little bondage into the relationship


*If you don’t like criticism-stop looking for it



*There is a reason for every question-no one is ever JUST CURIOUS


*Whatever the problem is-pitying yourself will not solve it


*Repeat daily-TODAY,I AM THANKFUL


*Don’t ask or expect anyone to defend your honour-except yourself


*The two most powerful words when we are in struggle-ME TOO...shows you are not alone


*You are not a PORN start, neither is he but go ahead and try that STYLE you have always wanted to do-anyway


*The secret of being boring is to say everything


*Know how to change a tire!


*Jump in the shower with him


*Keep a few DIRTY JOKES in your pocket-they come in handy


*Surround yourself with people who build you up-even when it would be easy to tear you down


*Own at least one black dress


*Be kind-for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle


*You can’t find someone to love, if you don’t leave the house...dress up, go out and ...be adventurous


*Don’t use your menstrual cycle as a constant excuse


*Hold hands with him-interlocking the fingers and cupping the 
hands...romantic!


*Seek happiness-everything else is secondary.



...COMPILED BY Erik Angstrom

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